Powerschool Syndrome

When overachieving high school students check their online report cards an absurd amount of times in the hope that a grade from an important test or exam will be posted.
Sarah: "That English midterm was ridiculous."
Rachel: "I know, ugh. I've checked Powerschool every 5 minutes for the past 5 hours in the hope that the grades will go up. Still nothing."
Sarah: "Girl, you gotta stop. Don't fall prey to Powerschool Syndrome!"
by stripedbanana January 27, 2012
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Bert Syndrome

n. The characteristic of having a single eyebrow across the forehead, much like the Sesame Street character Bert. Also known as unibrow.
Nick wouldn't be a bad looking guy if he'd only do something about his Bert Syndrome. Can't he get it waxed or threaded or something?
by ChatteringClasses July 26, 2009
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2005 syndrome

One who wants to go back to 2005 because they either never got to do a certain thing or were to young to do a certain thing in 2005.
My friend Bryce has 2005 syndrome I don't know why he's like this.
by Chuck sobeck January 24, 2017
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Gillette syndrome

living in gillette Wyoming until you're 15-20 before you kill yourself from the people there.
did you here that Sally killed herself?
Yea, it's gillette syndrome.
by GilletteIsTrash March 11, 2016
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Hoodrat Syndrome

Commonly refereed to as "HRS" which is a condition of stupidity where the people affected commit bad actions, such as talking trash, destroying the English language, wearing their pants below their knee caps, all in a matter to bring their ghetto to a different location.

This is primarily seen on college campuses where said affected people try to bring their bad culture and force others to deal with it due to their parents inability to be mature and teach them respect.

Currently, the only known treatment for HRS is an ass beating.
Person A: Hey do you see that idiot over there playing his music too loud and thinking his a rapper?

Person B: Just ignore him he has Hoodrat Syndrome.
by jokertaco August 23, 2011
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onion syndrome

Someone who Cry's simply for attention, or to distract negative attention from oneselve.
You can stop the onion syndrome love, I saw you take the purse, no point pretending to cry it isn't going to work, on your knees or I'm ringing the police
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015
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Hiro Syndrome

When a totally awesome male character in a book or show starts acting very asshole-ish because of a girl or woman.
"You're just being a jerk because of that stupid Haruhi."
"What, do I look like I have Hiro Syndrome?"
by QUACK*QUACK November 18, 2009
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