Porn that is running in the background of adult movie you are supposed to be watching. Also known as porn in porn, double porn, double xxx, and xxx-xxx.
Some dude: Hey Lee, did you see that guy bend that girl over and bang her in the ass.
Lee: Nah man! I missed it. I was watching the porn on the tvthat guy had in his office as he was banging the first girl. Damn it! Why is the porn movie playing in the background of another movie always more interesting to me? I think i am addicted to porn squared.
1. When you tell the person "hey I'm stealing this (typically an object of no value)" with an undertone of 'and there aint a damn thing you are gonna do about it'.
2. When a person sees you pick up an object and turn and walk away with it and don't say anything about it.
Person one: he said you took his whistle
Person two: yeah but I stole it fair and square man, I told him I was taking it