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Vulcan Hand Shake 

verb. (sexual act)

To please a woman by spreading your hand in a V and placing 2 fingers in her puckered dumpling, and 2 in her meat wallet, then shaking vigorously until she cums. At the moment of orgasm, proclaim, "Live long and prosper!"

Not to be confused with star trekking, which is to have sex with an anal virgin, and thereby, "To boldly go where no man has gone before."
She looked pleased to meet me, but what pleased her more was the Vulcan Hand Shake.

shake down 

to break in a race car and make sure everything is working properly.
Kevin had to shake down his race car for the upcoming season.

Andrew is shaking his car down next weekend for the races.
shake down by bemich April 29, 2010

Shake it three times 

To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).
Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.
Shake it three times by Monkey666 January 26, 2011
A style of hand job, not to be confused with a sand job. It takes place when the penis is grabbed and thrown about in a very random matter (shaken).

If girls want to perform this sexual act:

-grab shaft of penis extremely loose like.
-shake in a random semi violent manner.
-do not stir
I totally thought I was gonna jizz everywhere last night until this girl came back to my room and gave me the shake job to never forget #brutal. I would rather of gotten a sand job.
shake job by sirshakesalot November 3, 2011

shake the creamer

Masturbating. Is the male equivalent of "flicking the bean".
-Sup bro, what are your plans for the day?
-Not much, imma shake the creamer and maybe take a shower later.
shake the creamer by crumble20 November 12, 2013

shake the scene 

To leave when something doesn't go your way or when some bs is going to happen "she said she had a nigga so I had to sts "
Shake the scene can be broken down to sts
She said the cops on the way shake the scene
shake the scene by Deejay270 August 5, 2017