The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 04, 2010
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
by goldandsilverowner November 28, 2010
One who Acts selfishly only doing what benefits them and will do anything to make a quick regardless if it makes people suffer or whom they run over. Who's loyalty & faithfulness is for sale. Is often known as a scrooge or Grinch and is a trait of the parsimonious.
That self seeker only knows me when he needs something and last time I asked him for help it costed me half my paycheck.
by Yaunti December 16, 2018
The act of committing an error or penalty in life or in a sporting event so as to harm one’s own advancement in said event ie P.D.
You fumble your own ball on your one yard line thus giving the opposing team the opportunity to win through self-penalation
by Padre David January 23, 2022
The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
by The Molester 69 February 10, 2018
by llai November 03, 2019
I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
by moss1972 June 11, 2015