secret cops

A phonetic variant of the term “secret police.”

The secret cops are here because of an ice melt coordinated by Ted Cruz.

by Needlessmarathon October 27, 2022

Secretion myself

The act of cumming in your pants

You made me Secretion myself

by Hatman5342 April 5, 2024

Secrets of worldwide participants

Now we talk about Alisha one of the admins in worldwide. Alisha has been in the group longer than you can think. She has just not been chatting She has been attractive to so many boys on Worldwide as funny as it is she doesn't really have a secret she is mostly lowkey. You might think she has a crush but she actually doesn't she might be attracted to Sammy or michael. But we know that Glory is her bestfriend but Alisha has nothing to hide.

SECRETS OF WORLDWIDE PARTICIPANTS part 4

by Ebuksam January 6, 2023

Arby's secret sauce

Some announcer who already fucked the burger on display.
That is NOT fucking arby's sauce

Ever since someone fucked their burger like a crackhead on the top counter we have been displaying cum flavored whoppers.We would now like to introduce our Arby's secret sauce! Yeah that's not spicy mayo your tasting.

by p2mu0pti June 1, 2023

Secret Society of Lobster People

A secret society dedicated to the lobsterfication of everything. But this is a secret, so obviosly foret about it and don't mention it to anyone. Its too weird to even consider being real anyway, so just forget about it. OK?

The SSLP also has deep and loving investment in the Flanders and extended family. Tamsin, Mom, Dad, extended family and relationships are the most important people to the SSLP.

The Secret Society of Lobster People doesn't exist so forget about it.

by iloveandmissuall December 22, 2014

Stole trade secrets

The irony of REE-lon Musk suing somone for stealing trade secrets is- Wait...

Hym "He's not suing the guy who stole it from ME, is he? Ohohoho! Is he going to redeem the assburgers!? I mean, if the guy that stole trade secrets is the guy who sold Elon the instruction manual then, yeah. Sue him! And the give me the money. Kill him. Kill him and kill his kids. Kill his friends! Kill his friends... And anyone who has ever even heard of him. And then kill everyone else. Global genocide. Maximum global genocider."

by Hym Iam August 30, 2025

Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got

If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him

by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017