russian jogger

1st- you pay a Russian hooker 550 dollars to stomp on your balls is a jogging motion for five hours.
2nd- that one white jogger who is jogging in a snow storm in a t-shirt and shorts and a bottle of water that is actually filled with vodka.

I got a awesome Russian jogger last night for 550 dollars.

I saw a dumb ass Russian jogger in the snow storm last week.

by Burningxpubes December 11, 2016

Russian foot race

A foot race involving a person and a line of gun powder (flammable substance) where a person/persons attempt to outrun the lit line of gun powder.

I was at a frat party but left when the Russian foot races started with the prospects.

by Hwombat33 January 8, 2017

russian toad

An insult for a pathetic person

"Shut the fuck up, you Russian Toad"

by The Abe Lincoln February 5, 2017

russian space station

A Russian Space Station is the act of 4 or more men simultaneously docking and walking in a circle, creating the effect of a space station

Thats the last time Tony and i agree to a Russian Space Station, we still aren't talking.

by muhahapuh June 5, 2017

russian gogart

When a woman. Takes off the condom after sex. And squeezes the juices into her mouth.

I heard about that girl that did a Russian gogart. That's nasty.

by Robertson ford June 29, 2017

russian turnpike

Take a shot of vodka out of a girls ass, then eat her ass

My girl and I did a Russian turnpike last night -Riley

by Big daddy 69 August 28, 2017

Russian Dumpling

The Dutch Oven's older brother; a Russian Dumpling is completed by surprising your bedmate with a nice, fresh, poo-poo under the covers.

Karen: Justin and I broke up.
Samantha: Oh, no, what happened?
Karen: Another Russian Dumpling.
Samantha: Ahh, good for you, girl. Three strikes, he's out.

by Dr. Gary Mustard September 6, 2017