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Peniclub

A club/group of people , or Peniclubers who are shit at what they do or just cant do something in general
BOBBY :Goddamn brian is probably in the peniclub he cant make a goal for shit"
BOBBERT:YEAH HES SHIT
by $BlinkBolt.co$ December 7, 2017
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Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.
Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe
by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018
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Penicular

The scientific name for the the male genitalia. Also known as fat cock.
“Your penicular is tiny
by Lil barnacle June 26, 2018
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Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .
There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.
by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018
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Pubic Teeth

Teeth that causes trouble.
by Yasucktoomutchdick July 9, 2018
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panic parkour

1) a phrase describing the adrenaline-fueled parkour champion-like moves no one, including you, ever knew you had, in an emergency situation. For instance:

Picture, if you will, an indoor play structure at a nursery school/day care. I'd wondered before how the grown ups were supposed to get in there if there was ever a kid inside that needed help. Then one day, one of the tiny tots bit another one real good, right inside the play structure.
I moved so fast that before I knew it I was inside the stupid thing with a screaming toddler in my arms, and no clear recollection of how I'd gotten there. I have a vague recollection of backing into it, somehow. The other toddler looked me dead in the eye and told me, very confidentially, "I bite."
YES, I THINK WE'VE ESTABLISHED THAT

2) possible reference to "Panic Parkour", a set of hott trax laid down by Urban Action, Dubstep & Chill
I don't like extreme sports or cross fit. However, show me a kid or animal in danger and my panic parkour moves will inspire awe.
by lotusoftheheart July 22, 2018
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Panic!

Fall Out Boy is a good band but if I had to pick a favorite id choose Panic!
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
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