poogle

The act of taking a poop while using google. Typiclly on an iPhone.

I took a poogle.

I'll poogle it.

I was poogling.

by Tim Blade October 22, 2007

People spray

The over-use of fly spray in which the human is the one who ends up almost choking to death.

Alicia: Hey Dan, chuck us the Raid, there's an army of ants who've been nomming your rubbish and now they're heading for the bag of groceries.

Dan: *chucks Alicia the fly spray* "okay but take it easy, that stuff's toxic!"

Alicia sprays the ants...

Dan: *choking* Aaaargh! Dont spray it near me, fly spray's people spray! Fly spray's people spray!!! *cough cough*

by icil February 1, 2009

Poogle

(verb) To search for information on the Internet/World Wide Web while sitting on, or using, a toilet to defecate.

Right after coffee, I usually sit down in the bathroom and poogle spiritual experiences.

by SscoootzZ September 28, 2012

pooleying

Pooleying out is where all ya mates ask u to come out n party and u make really bad excuses to not come n then constantly moan about being bored.

"hey man im coming out at 5".............4.40"oh no im not"
1 hour later "im bored" via social networking sites
pooleying out

by Original Rambo April 24, 2014

People Playground

Wanna commit war crimes but you don't want to be put on death row? This is the game for you! It's murder but legal! You can do whatever you want in this game!

Person 1: Man, I wanna do some highly illegal stuff but I am too much of a pussy to do that stuff
Person 2: Try People Playground, the game where you can force people to commit suicide~

by 0nlox November 27, 2022

lobster people

Tourists who frequent the Jersey Shore and on the first day of their vacation get incredibly sunburned and then for the rest of their stay share the pain of said sunburn with the locals through acting bitchy and obnoxious.

The lobster people screamed at the waitress because she didn't seat them before the other tourists.

by imissthesun April 17, 2007

half-people

What weird 25-year-olds with no life call everyone under the age of 20.

Today, while I was getting coffee at the gas station, a couple of high-school students walked up to me and told me I reminded them of a older and creepier version of Jessica Simpson, and I said, why don't you bite me, half-people.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 13, 2010