lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!

by Dr. WubWub March 5, 2015

Fiesta Plate Special

Noun, when a person has diabetes, hypertension, hyperlipidemia, and renal deficiency. Usually caused by eating a lifetime of Fiesta Plates. Occurs in about 80% of the Guam population.

Nurse - "Hey Doc, we just got a guy check into the ER"
Doc - "What's his past medical history?"
Nurse - "He's got the fiesta plate special"
Doc - "fuck"

by Milo277 August 17, 2015

Trap plate

To be pyscidellicly in tuned with god and produce lucid dreaming and to fall victim of waking up stunned.

#1 dude "Yo man I just ate my whole trap plate"#2 dude "yo you shouldn't eat that bro"

by G swing September 9, 2015

Mash pateese

Mashed patatoes with melted cheese. Yum yum

Jenny: do you want mash potatoes or Mac& cheese?
Sam:ummm, MASH PATEESE!

by hello_bye_556 July 31, 2016

glass plate

A normal plate made from porcelain or glass. The southeastern Ohio valley believes that porcelain and glass are synonymous determining plate. Not paper. Not styrofoam. Not plastic. Most often not even glass. In most cases refers exclusively to porcelain.

Hey, WeeDunn grab me a glass plate for the burgers.

by Norris2930 May 12, 2017

crap platter

an album (in the form of a CD, LP, cassette or download this so totally unlistenable. Its music is utter crap. It ain't worth the time or money. So awful it's tragic that it was ever made. Absolute gar-bahg. Rubbish.

1. U2, Genesis, the Ramones, RUSH, Cheap Trick, Living Colour, Roxy Music, REM,ELO,AC/DC, Midnight Oil, INXS and other bands are unique in that while some of their albums are better than others, none of them have released a bad album. They never put out a crap platter.

2. Ernie: Hey, Bert! Have you heard the new Justin Bieber mix CD?

Bert: No, and I don't want to! Everything he dishes out is a crap platter.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 3, 2017

Spoiler plate

This is a custom license plate for your car which the owner decides will say or spell.

The spoiler plates on the back of that car don't make any sense at all.

by Snapdragon529 September 13, 2017