Pointy rocket penis

A penis that is pointy like a shiv, shaped like a rocket and delivered with military precision in a prison style blitz attack on your private parts. A moderately disturbing succession of short shallow jabs to your lady bits.

He stuck me with his pointy rocket penis as if perpetrating a gang style prison hit with a hand carved tool designed for minimal penetration and pleasure.

by Lady Rock 'n Roll January 1, 2017

your genus likes penis

This is the worse insult ever uttered by mankind. Even God himself fears this insult.

George: ur mom gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
George: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur grandpap a trap
George: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur ancestors are incestors
George falls to the ground, weakened by the raw power of Carl's insult.
George, with his dying breath: your genus likes penis
*the entire universe and everything in it implodes*
God watching from heaven: Nice.

by Dave is cool 222 May 19, 2018

The Big Penis

It's what you get when you see something really nice.

"Some Famous Female Who Force My Penis To Become The Big Penis."

by G motherfuckin G April 6, 2018

penis

the best friend in the world, it never leaves you, and it can never cock-block you cause you guys are a team

sally: i love you jimmy, your my bestest penis ever!
sally's boyfriend: sally, baby, you need to stop talking directly to my penis, im here too.
sally: shhhhhhhhh! jimmy and i are talking cant you see that!

by bob fakename jr. IX October 4, 2005

penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila

hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"

by alfredo gonzalez August 23, 2008

Tiny penis

What the person reading this sees when they look down

Bro you have such a tiny penis

by Sprig of basil December 1, 2021

K-Penis

A K-Penis occurs the following day/days after using large amounts of ketamine. The penis grows in length and girth, and erections are both more common and stronger.

"Shit mate, i had 6 wanks one after another before my stiffy went down. Its defo K-penis."

by BenDangerwank February 21, 2009