Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it

I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience

by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013

Poison Ivy

A plant that will temporarily turn your live into one long episode of the Itchy and Scratchy Show

I haven't been able to stop scratching since I stepped in that damn poison ivy patch!

by Metallicajunkie October 18, 2018

charisma poisoning

the overwhelming feeling that you get when you meet or recently meet someone who is very charismatic. something about them has sticked with you, probably for a very long time, until you see them again. Being around them makes you contemplate things you have previously done and what you can do about it, for better or for worse. Your feelings about this person permeate throughout your everyday activities and if left uncontrolled may consume you entirely, as poisoning would.

Meeting someone that as the power to give you charisma poisoning gives you a warm tingly feeling whenever you think about them, and you will think less of yourself if you disappoint them.

by t511b April 8, 2011

poison the waterhole

Knowingly giving a STD to some bitch hoping that she will then pass it on to douche bag you hate.

Guy A: I'm pretty sure I gave Jenny the clap last night. Hopefully she is still sleeping with that jackass Tom.

Guy B: Wow, way to poison the waterhole. I won't be drinking from that well any time soon.

by Johnny Appleseeds January 17, 2008

Poison

80's metal band that doesn't sound to metal but are cool anyways.

Every Rose Has Its Thorns, Just Like Every Night Has Its Dawn, Just Like Every Cowboy Sings A Sad Sad Song
holy shit dude thats poison *faints*

by fuuon April 22, 2006

what's your poison

1. A query as to one's preference, specifically in regards to consummable goods
2. a query as to one's preference in alcoholic beverage or drugs
3. a question of one's preference in women

1. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me a slice of pepperoni, beyotch!

2. Alfred: What's your poison?
Rudyard: Give me some mother fuckin' crack!

3. Alfred: What's your posion?
Rudyard: I likes me the big-titty bitches yo!
Alfred: Word!

by puma_blues March 29, 2004

Drain the Poison

An idiom for masturbation. Typically used for males who are "backed up" that can't get their mind off of sex and therefore cannot focus.

Dude I can't think straight right now, all these females in leggings are messing with my head. I need to go home and drain the poison".

by joedrums September 26, 2015