peter couture

only the most toolest of them all. drives a nissan 350z and rocks the sick faux. wears only v-necks/ flannels. goes to parties with his bros like he owns it. mostly hated by people that want to have his life (including bitches). Can be sweet at times but only when he's trying to get it in with bitches he cant get. favorite words to use; "sick bro" and obvi".

(At a party)
peter: yo what up?

girl: Heyy

peter: you're hot as fuck and you have some pretty eyes whats your name?

girl: fuck off peter couture you're tool bag.

by poop stain 1017 October 2, 2011

petting a phoenix

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

peter lim

TWO WORDS. HUGE DICKKK!!!!!!

Peter lim is a hot and sexy guy.

by MIKE I WAN U February 12, 2018

Mat-Pete'd

The act of becoming Intoxicated or drunk. Similar to getting wastey-faced. Attainable through social settings or alone in a dark damp room.

Dude, we went out last weekend and got so Mat-Pete'd! or I was home at my mom's house and just thought I'd get Mat-Pete'd.

by Dealbreaker March 25, 2009

kangaroo petrol

Special fuel that causes manual transmission vehicles to travel in short spurts, stopping and starting intermittently. Coincidentally, the true power of kangaroo petrol can only be unlocked by drivers with little experience driving manual transmission vehicles.

Louie - Gee Walters, looks like there's too much kangaroo petrol in that there gas tank for you to handle.

Officer Walters - Then we'll tow it. Either way, we're repossessing all your stuff.

Louie - I swear; she told me she was 18.

by malarky2020 February 23, 2010

Flaming Pete Sampras

the act of jizzing on a tennis ball, igniting it, and shoving it up your girl's pussy while grunting.

Jack tried to give his girl a flaming Pete Sampras, but accidently lit his cock on fire.

by P-nasty the Chuta April 4, 2010

Stanislav Petrov

A Soviet officer which stopped doomsday from being a real thing on the 26th of September, 1983, trusting his instincts when a computer detected a American nuclear missile being launched towards the USSR. He refused to retaliate, thus avoiding the possible end of humanity.

You see this guy there, Stanislav Petrov ? Yeah, that guy fucking saved the world.

by Anakior July 10, 2017