Paint the shutters

A situation where someone runs out of toilet paper and is forced to use their hand to wipe after pooping (usually in a public restroom).

"Ginger was down to just the tube. She had to paint the shutters."

by Edward Hotspur September 28, 2013

Paint Beast

A really fat person (typically a short and fat chick)

Yo look, it’s a 6’9 290 paint beast over there!

by idrinkpaint376 July 3, 2024

scratching the paint

From the Spanish phrase "Rayar la pintura" which means to damage the relationship, usually but not always by cheating on a partner.

Bill was a philanderer, his friends all knew that he had been scratching the paint off his marriage for years.
Charlene's tantrums caused John to feel that she'd been scratching the paint on their relationship.

by Alsatian_Farmer January 10, 2017

The paint

Another word for anywhere within the 3-point shooting line.

If someone is in the paint too long, they get a three-second-foul. “get out of the paint” - you say towards someone that hogs below the basket.

by blacksnake September 20, 2025

tissue painting

When you cum on a tissue and the tissue gets stuck on something

Yesterday my buddy was tissue painting. He got it all over his hands.

by Big little v November 5, 2013

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

clown paint

face paint that is worn by people who don't listen to black metal. often made poorly with dried white paint and crusty eyeliner.

person 1: *lip sings to a slipknot song while wearing supposed corpse paint*

person 2 to person 3: wow they're wearing clown paint..

by professionalAssEater November 29, 2022