Peanut Butter Wolf

Prank played on an intoxicated friend by which you spackle their hairy crack with peanut butter.

Damien came home in drunken stupor, chowed down on some peanut butter & jelly sandwiches then passed out. Afterwards, Jeff shoved the peanut butter knife down the crack of his hairy ass, giving him a Peanut Butter Wolf.

by Irving_Nutty January 2, 2012

peanuts

A slang for a woman's nipples

Steve over here is allergic to peanuts. He tends to get rashes.

by Zach Beyer February 21, 2005

Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

figure it out yourself--it's easy, you dope-head ( see also: dtmfpb).

person 1: How much do I owe you?

person 2: Do the math fuckin' peanut butter

by lucy 2 February 2, 2009

peanut butter sandwich

when ones head is inserted into womans vagina while she is suffering from a yeast infection. yours ears will resemble bread (due to the califlower effect) and your head will be covered in butter.

"i just got a peanut butter sandwich from my wife."

by steve cameron April 3, 2008

Peanut

The area on women in between the mid-thighs where it is really warm.

" My hands are cold "
" then just put them in your peanut "

by numpty17 December 2, 2009

peanut gallery

owen clarke

when i say something the peanut gallery says something gay

by daddy sav February 22, 2021

peanuts

sedative medicine pill

I am so stressed, give me peanuts

by Montaque January 13, 2006