A person in the office environment, who claims to put in 110% for the good of the office, can talk the talk, but struggles to walk the walk (or simply unable to achieve anything).
Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.
The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.
Peer response manifests as frustration or mocking of the said individual.
The Office Lightweight is usually a person from middle management.
Person A: "So I asked Kelvin for a day off, as my wife's in hospital. Bloody prick said no worries... my roster came out and had we working 25hrs that day....FFS"
Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"
Person B: "Yeah Kelvin is a real Office Lightweight. Next time just call in sick"
by The_Mannn September 15, 2019
Get the office lightweightmug. “I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024
Get the Post Officedmug. Man with vague military pretensions who goes out of his way (usually in a somewhat obnoxious manner) to make sure you know about it. Served, but only with minimum effort possible in order to claim the bragging rights. Probably never got shot at.
"Ooh, He's a military man. Cool, right?"
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
"Dude, He was a Chef in the TA for a few months. Bit of a highest wanking officer if you ask me."
by roverdose September 28, 2022
Get the highest wanking officermug. by dicklicker3000 May 18, 2021
Get the office depotmug. Jack will be switching offices until may and he will be in the Office that Jenna is currently in. Jenna will be moving to Joey's old office. The new hiree will be going where Mary K. sits, and Mary K. will be going where Jack used to be.
This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
This is a classical situation of "Offical" chairs.
by Winner Winner Chicken Daver January 29, 2020
Get the Officalmug. “Texas police officer”:
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.
"Hey Peter, how was the orgy last night?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
"Wasn't bad, though I did pull a Texas Police officer. I wasn't too happy with the wife, but I made the wrong decision. What can ya do?"
by Roomba69 May 28, 2022
Get the Texas Police Officermug. When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance
by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018
Get the Office-max Tangomug.