Nonching

When a dog is chewing or nibbling themselves incessantly.

Jon your dogs nonching his balls again!

by Fish girl! December 25, 2025

Sweatpants Nonconformist

Someone who actually doesn't care what anyone else thinks, because they go out in public with little to no effort to look presentable, or look like anything for that matter. Their clothes are typically cheap and ill-fitting, and they wear sweatpants because they are the most comfortable thing it is legal to leave the house in.

Stereotypical nonconformists are not the literal extreme because they are still conforming to society's expectations by putting effort into going against the acceptable look. Those who wear sweatpants NOT YOGA PANTS in public are acting under no external influence whatsoever.

Asshole: You're fat and you have acne all over your face; what an ugo!
Me: I'm wearing my gym clothes on a day I'm not going to the gym; do I really look like I care? Your words are wasted on a sweatpants nonconformist like myself.

by depressedannie September 17, 2014

internet nonce

A made up name for a troll or someone who has a strange internet criteria, mostly used to describe people who look at animal genitalia.

"You are such a internet nonce for looking at that horse porn!"

by Allah snack at August 20, 2017

soggy nonce

A naughty boy who deserves a good spanking for touching little boys wee wees in the shower

Stephen: hey little boy how bout you climb into my shower and he play tickle tag
Josh: no thanks sir my daddy said if I avoid big men touching me pickle he'll give me a nickle
Stephen: if you don't do it I'll force you to
Josh: help it's a soggy nonce!!

by Jjoxx October 23, 2017

murder nonce

A murderer who targets young children

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"

by ~hlumi January 22, 2018

Assholian Noncerino Retardus

One day, in ancient Rome, a man was named this. He was bullied endlessly and decided it was time to change his name, so he did. There was suddenly a mass depression as Rome was devastated that they couldn't call him any names, so he changed his name back. His name is now immortalized.

"Stop being such an Assholian Noncerino Retardus. Shape up."

by Common Millenial May 31, 2018

Bowyer nonce

A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.

Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.

Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*

Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....

Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*

by ExSkii May 8, 2018