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Ed Sheeran

A generic singer who makes bland, overplayed songs designed for the lowest denominator music listeners. Aka, normies. Also, somehow thinks he's a master guitarist.
Alex: What's your favorite song?

Sophia: Bad Habits - Ed Sheeran.

Alex: Ew that song sucks, listen to good music like Justin Timberlake and Bruno Mars. Normie!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 April 3, 2022
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Ed

definition for : eating disorder

There are many types of Ed but the main ones are: anorexia and bulimia.

we can also have: orthorexia, merycism, muscular dysmorphism, etc.

be aware that any gender can have an eating disorder, and if you think you have it you have to talk about it.

know that if you have this disorder I send you all my courage and I am sure that you can get out of it
Tw: this edit contains discussions of anorexia
by Skmvsp April 25, 2022
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beach(ed) one

To shit such a long turd that it sticks out of the water
Beach(ed) one-“I had to shit so much that I beached one in the bowl.”
by Clark Ruby October 19, 2019
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Chab Ed

Ye Ed when ye proper wiffed an tha
Arhh lad am proper changed out of me chab Ed yenoo
by Bambamki August 3, 2022
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sex ed

I'm 12 now and I don't think we need this, everyone knows what's going on

The first time I've heard about sex is when I was 8
I know what's eat pizza, chary ,STD and so on, like, come on just look it up on google!
btw, Wikipedia and the boys in my classes are my sex ed teachers

the most important, it's embarrassing to talk about pp and peach for a whole lesson
me : why is there sex ed?
my friend : to teach you about sex.
me : of course I know what that is. but we don't need to learn about that, like, you know, I know, she knows, he knows, they know, we all know what is it and how does it works.
my friend : there must be someone who don't know
me : yeah... you're right

oh and I'm a part of LGBTQ+ so... thanks Wiki!
by 17 is me life is bullshit June 11, 2020
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ed sheeran

what does ed sheeran mean?”

“oh ed sheeran? it means no soul
by uhhhhbigjuicyass January 19, 2022
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SmartCar-ed

When you see an empty parking spot from afar, get really excited, only to realize that that is not an empty spot--that is a smart car only occupying half of the spot.

It is also possible to be MINICOOPERed occasionally.
Damn it, I thought that was a spot but I just got SmartCar-ed.
by tomiri November 25, 2012
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