Nathan

The Noncekage, Leader of the Village Hidden in the Church, the Nonceler, Possessor of the Cat Peen, He Who Touched Jamie's Dog, the Pisser of Ham, Prophet of Weezer, Forger of Stamps, Reason Why All the Paper's Yellow.

Person 1: You see that dude over there?
Person 2: He touched Jamie's dog and dated a 12 year old.
Person 1: Yeah, he's a right Nathan.

by AUTISTIC KNOBHEAD June 5, 2022

Nathan

He’s a prick and thinks he is better than everyone,

person: Hi nathan.
Nathan: fuck off i’m better than you

by Heavylongballs June 5, 2022

Nathan

The most annoying human being ever

Boy 1: Nathan is so annoying

by bigboypepe9999 June 6, 2022

Nathan

Extremely annoying

Boy: Nathan is so fucking annoying

by bigboypepe9999 June 6, 2022

Nathan

cool whitewashed monkey. Very short. doesn't know his parents. Can never hold a relationship for more than a year. Nappy ass hair. athletic and loves goldfish. Short term memory loss. not creative.

Hey nathan, guess what, you dont know your parents HAHAHAH.

by mokey101 June 9, 2022

Nathan

A Nathan is a science freak, addicted to halo and hentai. Some of his nicknames are, Rocket bitch, Sass queen, wannabe slanger, scientist, ferret and others. Nathan's are tall with a long arm span and a pedo moustache.

Person 1: Is that a pedophile?
Person 2: Nah that's Nathan!

by ronniechand June 13, 2022

Nathan

Truly the cutest boy you will ever meet. He may be shy at first but once you get to talking to him he is super funny, so charismatic, enthusiastic, charming, cheerful, handsome, attentive, considerate, easygoing, and honest..

Anyone to know someone like this is so lucky, like myself. I wish I had more time to get to know him because with this boy you will only ever scratch the surface, or it may feel like that.. theres always more to know- and boy I wish i did. (6)

“You cant end up liking every guy you meet, ya’ know?”

“…Hes not just “anyone”. I've never met someone so interesting as Nathan in my life.”

by LoveMania June 14, 2022