upstate new york

Noun. A place that isn't NYC and isn't downstate wigger-town. Filled with Hicks and half-witted douchebags who'd rather ride their "sleds" than have a nice chat about theories or do a crossword puzzle.

Me : *Pant, Pant, Pant*
Bro : "Hey, What happened?"
Me : "I said something bad about their tractors and *sleds* and all the sudden they started chasing me."
Bro : "Well, what do you exect, we're in Hicktown, UPSTATE NEW YORK."

by Wordsmith Ninja June 6, 2005

upstate new york

A place that wishes it was New York City. People from Upstate often get offended when people refer to New York City simply as "New York" because it makes them feel left out.

Everything north of New York's suburbs is Upstate New York. UPSTATE IS NOT 'EVERYTHING NORTH OF ALBANY' b/c New York is the capital of the world and nobody cares about upstate, face it already!!!

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by jenniferlevine April 8, 2009

Upstate New York

Upstate is a place where you have to drive your pickup 20 miles to buy a Sears, Roebuck suit or Gingham dress at a local Walmart. Upstate is sterile, it's a fucking joke.

Once I went to Nassau County and everybody somehow knew I was from the Big City.

by Ed Koch June 11, 2006

Mahopac, New York

A town in New York, about 47 miles from New York City. The town is very small, but they have really good food. It's not true about what people say about us, we are not all, druggies, filled with std's, and guidos. Yes, if you say things, we might overreact, but you learn your lesson to not say things. There might be a lot of rich people, but it doesn't mean we think about ourselves all the time. It's not true that we are uneducated people. Yes, this might be a boring place sometimes, but most of the people here are friendly, if your nice to them. It's not Upstate New York. It's right next to Poughkeepsie, and Westchester. Not to far from the city, we have an nice lake, and we have nice houses. A lot of people actually tell us we're really cool people. We actually have cool accents (New York City/New Jersey accents) So it's not true what people say about us.

We actually have experience.

Guy from Mahopac, New York: "Hey bro, what's up?

Other guy: "Hey Man, where you from?"

Guy from Mahopac: "Mahopac, New York!"

Other Guy: "Cool! I've heard good things, and bad things about you guys, but I personally think you guys are really cool!"

Guy from Mahopac:"Thanks Bro!"

by kewlbeans March 22, 2011

upstate new york

upstate ny is the place north of the building 10 stories tall in Ny.

now i'm from upstate Ny and i admit it is boring but people got it all wrong. we are not toothless hicks, we do know how to have a good time (ex. cow tippin) so you can all go do one if u think upstate Ny sucks because u dont live here. at least it not canada or texas right?

by Lester March 20, 2004

NYSE (New York Stock Exchange)

A misspelling of the word 'nice'. Occasionally used to describe nissan.

"Ooh, that's a nyse car."
"The Nissan?"
"No you n00b, the car!"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun January 1, 2003