Rap Music

Retards Attempting Poetry. A heavy holder of this horrible genre include rich white kids trying to act gangster and like they grew up in Harlem.
Rap music isn't a true form of expression. If I was a psycho, I could ramble about people getting rape, having sex, or about "Smacking mah bitch up" for cheating on me.
by Boon McBoon climbs a shroom April 25, 2006
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Rape Music

Music people listen to whilst raping people.
Lamar: Yo Tyrone, I heard you went out with Stephanie last night! How was it?

Tyrone: It was great, man! She was annoying though, so I raped her! I listened to Tyler the Creator during the act! He makes great rape music!
by OG Zus April 08, 2022
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wallpaper music

Middle-of-the-road, cocktail music, Muzak, or cheesy pseudo-New Age music intended to entice customers at a supermarket or department store to shop.
Why is it that alll these Wal-Marts have to have that blasted wallpaper music playing? Why can't they have jazz or classical music? For our Creator's sake!
by pentozali March 02, 2009
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the music freaks

Luke: W-what!? No-

Zander: You should go back to her. Don't let me get in your way.

Zander's POV: Why isn't he leaving!? I can't stand this. It's too painful.

Zander: JUST LEAVE ALREADY!

Luke: I don't like that girl Zander, I LIKE YOU!

Zander: what?

Luke: Z-Zander... I'm in love with you! I have been... for a really long time. That song Hailey sang for me, I wrote that about you!

Zander: I-I thought you only saw me as a childhood friend!

Luke: You've always been more than that! I wanted to tell you for so long. But recently, it seems like all I do is make you uncomfortable! I could never seem to find the right time, or the right way to tell you. And, I'm probably making you uncomfortable now-

Zander: You're wrong! You've never made me feel uncomfortable! When you would get close, I was scared because I didn't want you to notice how I really felt about you! So I.. pushed you away.. I just wanted to protect our friendship. I. didn't want to lose you...

Luke: Zander. You'll never lose me.

Zander: I-I'm not like Stacy, y'know. I-I'm uptight, and I'd probably call you names a lot.

Luke: I know.

Zander: I'm stubborn, a little selfish at times, and I get jealous easily-

(Lander kiss scene)

Luke: You're also charming, witty, and extremely handsome. On top of that, you have a beautiful smile.

Zander: Luke! don't say such embarrassing things!

Luke: I love you, Zander.

Zander: I love you too!
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by raine.loll?? March 16, 2022
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jigaboo music

Booty shaking rap music. Usually created or written by a person of color.
by whosonfirst August 24, 2015
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rock music

Rock music is all played with real instruments. The musicians play from their hearts wildly. Rap music is only good if you like mediocrity and banality as a basis for music. It has the same message all the time: Hate, violence, drug crime, failed relationships. Its depressing and tedious. Drum & Bass is incoherent and completely free of appealing qualities.
A lot of rap and hip-hop is also computer-generated and uses a lot of synthesizers. the only band that used synthesizers and made it sound really good were The Who. Rock musicians really put the effort in and play with commitment.
to the user that said N'Sync was rock music, that is ridiculous to the point of beig offensive. N'Sync are an awful pop-poser group, and you let hip-hop and rap go to your head. Rock is about standing up to the establishment, so don't think you won't get comebacks to your stupid comments when you spread your fascist opinions like poison.
by BadLieutenant August 19, 2004
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country music

Music that was once pretty respectable. Nowadays, it's been hijacked by rednecks singing about trucks, God, small town farms, and how America can do no wrong.
Country music's quality declined in reverse proportion to it's rise in mainstream popularity.

Compare good acts such as The Statler Brothers and Johnny Cash to modern acts such as Toby Keith and Trailer Park Choir.
by 87r747347435634634653245623 December 11, 2010
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