Merch War

A war between friends who buy band merchandise from gigs.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.

Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...

by justjessiethebodyventura March 9, 2009

Merchandising

Doing basically nothing.

Hey Pete, wanna help move some boxes?

I can't, I'm merchandising.

by Apateonas July 8, 2017

march 14th birthdays

If you are born on March 14th, odds are you are prolly a bad bitch that drinks vodka like it’s water. Ayeeee go stupid go crazy. Happy. Birfday

March 14th birthdays ahhhhh

by Lover2021 May 7, 2019

March 13

The most beautiful, but unlucky, person was born on this day. They are addicted to Starbucks.

Person 1:"Hey its my birthday!"
Person 2:"Hey its March 13 you are beautiful and unlucky!"

by Snowpixel October 28, 2019

ass merchant

A promiscuous gay man continuously searching for booty; or a john willing to pay for the ass of younger gay men/boys.

Did you see how much of an ass merchant Mark was last night? He went home with 3 guys!!

by Matooke September 15, 2008

Paag March

A social campaign for the promotion of the Mithila culture

A Paag March was initiated under the banner of Mithilalok Foundation from the national capital of India in 2016

by birbaljha May 3, 2020

11 march

its your friend birthday, go wish them a happy birthday and the person will love it

its 11 march, i wanna say happy birthday to you

by dude on earth January 6, 2022