Moist Oatmeal

Oatmeal before it is microwaved, and simply has dry oatmeal and milk/ water in the bowl.

"I mean you could also say moist oatmeal is just cereal, but last time i heard cereal isn't supposed to be microwaved"
"what the fuck"

by EverAfters June 13, 2022

moisture posture

The posture a man penis gets from over extending there stay inside youthful erotic vagina of a women.

OoOh baby , that pussy got u experiencing moisture posture much?

by The_PrunerPuss June 20, 2022

Moistache

1. used to describe a moustache saturated with a liquid of any origin

'Moisssssstache' uttered after successfully concluding an oral action with a resulting by-product of a moistache

by Sir Szylliam July 11, 2022

Moist Coiler

Taking a shit in the shower.

My stomach started rumbling half-way through my shower. I didn't want to get out then start the shower over so I just dropped a Moist Coiler right next to the drain.

by Tommie Tank July 21, 2022

Moist Hole

a vagina.

“Hey dude! Have you seen the picture of that girl’s moist hole?”

“Yeah! It was really nice!”

by the most “c” there is August 8, 2022

Moist muwpus

The second in line to the throne
If u get called moist muwpus it means u are great but not as great as wet wumpus, its a back handed compliment really

Meh I guess ur moist muwpus but ur still a bozo

Did u hear about doreen?

Yeah she's not wet wumpus but she's moist muwpus

by Dry dumpus August 20, 2022

Moistulophobia

The irrational fear for the word "moist."

Friend 1: Bro I have the moistiest hands when we play.

Friend 2: My moistulophobia was almost triggered there for a second.

by LazyJuggernaut August 21, 2022