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Moistiest

To have the soggiest, damp, flooded pussy at a party.
YO JESSICA HAD THE MOISTIEST MOISTY AT BRADS PARTY LAST NIGHT.
by moistiest bad bitch April 24, 2020
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Mostest

To love someone more than anything that exists or has ever existed. This is more than most and cannot be beaten, under any circumstances, especially by the non-existent words "mostestest" and "mostestestest"
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you mostest.

Dominic: Nooooo. I must accept my defeat. You really do love me mostest, Steph.
by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverExis February 28, 2018
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Moistism

An unnecessary correction or explanation usually causing annoyance to the listener.

Moistism is derived from the term wet blanket. One may moisten a conversation if they choose to add a moistism to a social conversation.
1.

Person A: "There was like 100 people there last night".

Person B: Actually it was only 96.

2.
Person A: Wales is one of my favourite countries.

Person B: Actually Wales is part of the UK or Great Britain and is not recognised as a country in it's own right.

3.

Person A: I found out I have AIDS and it's going to kill me.

Person B: Actually AIDS doesn't kill you it attacks your immune system making you more susceptible to colds and virus'. It's actually those that kill you.

Person B: F*** you.
by Antopoly Oburnass March 4, 2011
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mostestest

when you love someone more than anyone else, they mean the most to you.

no word can be bigger than it.
I love you the most
I love you the mostest
“Too bad. I love you the mostestest”
by floweregui December 18, 2017
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mostbest

Much better then best. Top of the best.
I am the mostbest at fantasy sport's.
by BlueJaysGo420 April 13, 2018
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I love you mostest

You add mostest at the end if I love you to signify you love your partner the mostest of all. Whoever says I love you mostest automatically loves the other partner more than he or she does forever and HAS to accept.
Dominic: I love you.

Stephanie: I love you more.

Dominic: I love you mostest. 💙
Stephanie: wow! You love me more than I do!? Guess I have to accept it.
by TheMostCorrectPersonToEverLive February 28, 2018
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Mostester

More than the most,moster, and the mostest. It is the mostester. Even more than the whole shabang.
Adam: I love you Monique.
Monique: I love you more Adam.
Adam: I love you the most Monique.
Monique: I love you the mostest Adam!
Adam: Monique... I love you the mostester!
by Mr. Bowser November 26, 2006
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