Mateo

a funny, chill guy who genuinely enlightens the mood. likes to entertain people and not make them feel left out. the kindest person you can ever meet. be grateful to have a Mateo in your life.

“hey look! it’s Mateo! we missed you!”

by sriracha :3 May 26, 2025

Mateo

A fucking weird ass bitch who goes and rapes every boy in the radius of 500m, He is also very funny but can stick to one girl, he fucking funny but also sometimes mean. Just dont get on his bad side.

Oh shit its a Mateo!

by RGBOSS34 June 5, 2025

Mateo Edwards

Mateo Edwards is the best cum guzzling dumpster there is he will do tricks on it till it snaps like Denis rodman Dennis rodman and has the biggest whale sized chick you have ever seen. he also loves the gym and is a huge gym rat and will lick the sweat off you during your sets the put his huge man tis around your cock and jump up and down. he is the goodest boys of them all

last night was a dream when Mateo Edwards came

by bobyyboyyyyyyyyyyyy June 9, 2025

Mattel gun

A nickname for the original M16 rifle given to it by us troops due to its use of polymer parts and being lightweight, and also given that it was fragile and unreliable in its earliest iterations.

"I ought to try out this commie gun instead of that Mattel gun pos"

by Cakebutt September 10, 2025

Mattson

A soy boy fag that is a fat pos

Damn man I’ve felt like such a goy this week. Hey don’t worry at least your not a Mattson

by Soycuck November 8, 2025

Mateo

Mateo is a peruvian who found his way to coventry university. He is the most annoying person to walk on the planet and he always steals your Nutella. He cannot be quiet in the morning at all, he has this skill to make any task louder than it needs to be. He drinks starbucks every day but never gets any work done, if you are in a group with him you will not get any work done.

Okay class, get into groups of 3

James says "don't pick Mateo, he will not do work and will steal our Nutella"

by EdM1234567 November 18, 2025

Mateo

a stubby, aids ridden, treestump-lengthed cock having, more or less brain dead retard, especially if there last name is Garmendia. Did i mention the CHODE?

You’re a fucking Mateo

by agartha November 20, 2025