looking for markers

Searching for the condom that’s deep in your pocket while getting head.

Kevin was looking for markers while searching for a movie on Netflix.

by Sergeantcomingforyou January 5, 2018

Cap a marker

When you stick a turd in a girl's vagina and have her write your name on a piece of cardboard.

Hey I need to make a name tag can you cap a marker for me.

by Dat_Boi112 February 1, 2018

Toe Nail Black Market

We secretly sell toe nails. Our company makes over 3 million dollars in revenue every month. Basically we are a secret underground black market that specializes in selling toe nail clippings.

Imma buy some toe nails from the toe nail black market. I will make a necklace out of them

by Kim song dune September 30, 2019

Pikes place market

A large open air seafood and vegetable market in seattle made famous in the movie "sleepless in seattle". 2 a woman whose "lady bits"smell like seafood.

1 the tour of seattle included a visit to "pikes place market". 2 bill: would you do angela? Skeet: you kidding? She's pikes place market man!

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Meno‘s Marker

Ework discord filled to the brim with monkeys

Guy1:“Did you join Meno‘s Marker yet?“
Guy2:“No don’t you know there‘s a ton of monkeys on there?“

by Anonymous eworker September 11, 2021

Carrying the pigs to market

An individual, usually a bloke who walks with his arms out as if suffering from Imaginary Lat Syndrome. Arms held out away from the body as if carrying a pig, under each arm to be sold at the local market.

Look at this skinny clown at the bar - he’s carrying the pigs to market!

by echo-t2o-n9ne-on1 December 30, 2021

Maastrichtse cheese market

The Maastrichtse cheese market is a sexual technique where two men (or any other genders that have penile genitalia) touch penis tips, where preferably their foreskins touch like a Chinese finger trap. Their dickcheese will then be allowed to transfer from one person to the other, accomplishing a "cheese trade" as they do in the Dutch cheese market in Maastricht, The Netherlands.

Yesterday evening, me and my boyfriend tried the Maastrichtse cheese market. My penis got infected the day after.

by Animeism March 24, 2022