Machala

1. A pleated pants wearing bumbling idiot that is completely ignorant to religion and finance.

2. A man who blames his parenting inadequacies on his friends.

3. One who spends months at sea at a time with a bunch of sweaty, single sailors.

Machala: "I just lost 100,000 dollars in a year...whatever shall I do?"

Chumley: "uh, gee machala, perhaps you should turn to the lord for the answer..."

Machala: "Why are you giving me advice about religion. You don't even go to church and that makes you an atheist. Why don't you go get paddled to try to fit in!"

by Chumley the great August 29, 2007

sex machine

-noun
A bracelet made from cheap yarn sold by black street vendors in Paris to unsuspecting tourists. First, they bum rush the tourist and then slip it on while repeatedly chanting "sex machine." In actuality, the bracelet only gives the wearer a random STD. English tourists are charged the ridiculous price of ten euros. Only five for Americans.

"I can't believe I just payed five euros for this sex machine!"

by saggy sammy August 1, 2008

assrape machine

a machine that has a rod that you aim your ass towards and it viciously penetrates you in the ass until you bleed, most people get stitches after the penetration.

how did you get those stitches on you Kumar?!oh, the assrape machine got me

by timthehomosexualwomenlover August 8, 2010

rage against the machine

A band formed in 1991 who helped create the rock/rap genre along with Faith No More and Red Hot Chili Peppers.

See also THE GREATEST BAND EVER

Hey Joe, you know what rocks?

RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, SLUT.

by FreePablo January 5, 2004

sex machine

To be very sexy.

"Hey Sex Machine" (There is an implied lust involved)

by Katie Loveland a.k.a The Joy of Making Love April 17, 2003

reverse atm machine

gas pump; concept of money being sucked up as quickly as it can be dispensed. -some have suggested putting more atms in gas stations, right at the pump!!

my fucking chariot is HUNGRY AGAIN!!. i just LEFT the reverse atm machine!!

i'm going to have to ditch this land yacht, i'm doing too much camping at the reverse atm machine!!

by michael foolsley March 30, 2011

Machia

A guy that can come across as a jerk to many but once you get on his good side he is a silly guy who likes to joke and have fun. He is an amazing boyfriend and is caring and sweet when he wants to be. He is amazingly attractive and easily irritated. One of the coolest, funniest, outgoing person you could hope to meet.

"Dang you know a Machia? You're lucky. I've only ever dreamt of meeting someone so cool!"

by crazy_inlove13 July 13, 2009