A very bitchy attractive curvy woman with big boobies and long sexy legs and phat ass for a mom, the sexy woman that you see in the gym or store or mall or at work. Watch out, could be a guy your age’s mom. Always having issues with her husband and wants a younger man.
(Guys skateboarding)
(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?
(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!
(Skater1) hey bro, who’s that smokin lady?
(Skater2)Oh that’s that woman that just moved in, she’s a total milf!
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longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..
longer definition, A beautiful, sexy goddess of a woman, I would give up everything to be in her presence , I would treat her like the goddess she is and devote my entire being to making her smile. Her smile is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe, so please give me her number..
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