luke mclennan 

A Luke Mclennan often as a bigfoot hairy penis.
It often dies in it's 20's as it cannot find a mate, and will wither without any sex.

Pedo 1: Hey! That guy looks like a virgin!

Pedo 2: Let's rape him!
Pedo 1: Nah, he looks like a Luke Mclennan.

luke mclennan by DickSucker789 February 9, 2015

Luke Hemmings 

A very hot guy from the band "5 Seconds Of Summer" or "5sos." He has blonde hair and blue eyes and is the lead singer of the band. Luke used to be very shy, but ever since getting used to the fame and dating Arzaylea, he's just not the same. According to Luke's past two girlfriends... he likes girls with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a great personality and is very kind to fans. He's also very kind to his band mates if not joking around with them.

1)have you heard of Luke Hemmings?!
omg yessss he is so hot
I know right!
I want to meet him so bad
same

2) omg I met Luke Hemmings he was sooo sweet
luckyyyyy he seems so nice i just want to hug him and never let go
i wish I didn't have to

Luke Hemmings by penguins07 August 10, 2016

Luke hemmings 

Hottest guy ever to exist

Person: have you heard of Luke Hemmings?
Fan: yeah that fake betch

Only the 5sosfam will get this if not go to YouTube and search Luke Hemmings fake betch and it will explain everything

Btw follow me on Instagram @5sos_is_ma_jam

Luke hemmings by Luke’s baby mama July 27, 2018

Luke Gallo 

Massive fuckboy, thinks he’s popular, but no one really likes him. He’s literally had 13 girlfriends, not a single one hot.

Luke Gallo has no friends.

Luke Gallo by Stro62305 September 26, 2018

Luke's Mom 

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.

That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.

Luke's Mom by nw968 January 8, 2012

Luke Skywalking 

Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.

Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?

No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.

Luke Skywalking by sanfred December 17, 2010

Luke Parry 

A luke Parry if done right, is when you are having sex, you place the person on the ground on their chest. Next you do a backflip and try to pin point it perfect to end up analing the person.

Ross hurt is penis doing a Luke Parry with his wife.

Luke Parry by pussy cruncher August 29, 2011