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A Luke Mclennan often as a bigfoot hairy penis.
It often dies in it's 20's as it cannot find a mate, and will wither without any sex.
Pedo 1: Hey! That guy looks like a virgin!

Pedo 2: Let's rape him!
Pedo 1: Nah, he looks like a Luke Mclennan.
by DickSucker789 February 9, 2015
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