idiot internet children with violent tendencies who paint themselves in “social democracy” to justify being horrible to others “for the greater good”
by NVEE September 25, 2021
Get the Liberal tankiemug. “I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.
Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”
Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”
Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”
Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”
Classical liberal “No thanks I...”
Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”
Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”
Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”
Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭
Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”
Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”
by Hym Iam November 23, 2022
Get the Classical liberalmug. guy 1: what does liberation mean?
guy 2: when something gets taken over by someone, you take it back.
guy 2: when something gets taken over by someone, you take it back.
by MechanicalEgg January 22, 2022
Get the Liberationmug. A National liberal is a combination of liberalism and nationalism. It usually means someone that wants to keep a small government, and freedom of the individual, while keeping ones pride of the country. This is a common form of liberalism in Europe.
European: ‘I’m a liberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
American: ‘So you support big government and Joe Biden?’
European: ‘Hell nah, I meant I’m a National liberal. Not a weird ass Neoliberal’
by Kalebop November 5, 2022
Get the national liberalmug. The same 5 leftist suppositions regurgitated repeatedly by people who literally think they are more intelligent than anyone who disagrees with them. Because if they were smart they would think what I think! Right? For example: The conflation of abortion and healthcare. The idea ender is a social construct (Which it's not but you're willing to collectively pretend that it is for the sake of making people feel the way you want them to feel and that's all that matters boy-oh-boy are you suuuper willing to collectively PRETEND things reach a desired outcome. It's almost like... You don't actually care). If there are disparate outcomes between people it can be attributed to UNFAIR DISCRIMINATION (which we care so much about) and nothing else. Like, if all the retards with fat cocks were getting all of the women. It would clearly be because of societal or systematic discrimination and demonization of not retarded, not fat cocks. Otherwise the outcomes would be the same... Right? Or is there NOT discrimination against those things? Nevermind. It seems like a lot of atheists are using this dogma to supplant the religion they abandoned. You're required accept all of the suppositions based on an appeal to an authority... That is superordinate to all other authorities (even if there are other authorities who contradict them)... Who wrote a book... Why does this sound familiar?
Partisan-line liberal "Trans women are real women!"
Hym "You know... There is a real difference between a trans woman and a not trans woman... Right?"
Partisan-line liberal "No. Trans people exist."
Hym "I don't doubt their existence but there IS a difference. They are not the same."
Partisan-line liberal "But intersex people..."
Hym "Are not the same as trans people. There are differences between things."
Partisan-line liberal "The brain scans.... The history..."
Hym " 'More like' is not the same as 'is the same as' and the history relates to their existence and not to whether or not they are different the non-trans women."
Partisan-line liberal "Insert slogan here!"
Hym "I think Partisan-line liberalism is the result of you agreeing to collectively PRETEND to trick 'stupid people' into not violencing trans people. I think that you think that if you just don't acknowledge the difference and prevent people from pointing out the difference between the the two things you will trick people into not hurting them. WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING, on the other hand, is you're tricking the trans people into thinking that there is not difference... and then the trans people are tricking men into sleeping with them... and then they're getting beaten to death... You're doing that."
Hym "You know... There is a real difference between a trans woman and a not trans woman... Right?"
Partisan-line liberal "No. Trans people exist."
Hym "I don't doubt their existence but there IS a difference. They are not the same."
Partisan-line liberal "But intersex people..."
Hym "Are not the same as trans people. There are differences between things."
Partisan-line liberal "The brain scans.... The history..."
Hym " 'More like' is not the same as 'is the same as' and the history relates to their existence and not to whether or not they are different the non-trans women."
Partisan-line liberal "Insert slogan here!"
Hym "I think Partisan-line liberalism is the result of you agreeing to collectively PRETEND to trick 'stupid people' into not violencing trans people. I think that you think that if you just don't acknowledge the difference and prevent people from pointing out the difference between the the two things you will trick people into not hurting them. WHAT'S REALLY HAPPENING, on the other hand, is you're tricking the trans people into thinking that there is not difference... and then the trans people are tricking men into sleeping with them... and then they're getting beaten to death... You're doing that."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2023
Get the Partisan-line liberalismmug. A liberal is someone who is unable to be normal. They are all ways complaining about Trump and are affended by everything. A liberal is always one sided and never can see the other side. If you encounter one in person, be careful or you could get cancelled.
by YourMomAMilf June 28, 2022
Get the Liberalmug. HES A NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
my name is NIGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA liber
by LOL SNISCOPE July 6, 2017
Get the libermug.