Laster

Someone who thinks they are a Hipster but in fact are one of the last people to find out about a “new” trend.

Mike is such a laster, look he thinks dalgona coffee is such a new trend - mike(pronounced miche) says while sipping Dalgona 2.0

by leo99 May 6, 2020

Last day of school

Be extra nice to your friends and see if they notice it’s the last days of school

You: the end of the school year has come😋
Friends: I’m so exited

You: (being extra nice)
Friends: why are you being so kind?
You: sorry I can’t tell you look at urban dictionary to find out. Also it is the last day of school

by Crush things appropriate 🥰😇 May 23, 2021

Last Breath Syndrome

Used often to describe fan games adding more (and often very unnecessary) phases to an otherwise finished boss fight. Derived from the Undertale fan game, "Last Breath", in which its sub-community makes absurd amounts of fan made phases that exaggerate sans' durability and endurance to the point that it is a joke.

"Dude lets make vs tricky phases 5 and 6."
"Ever heard of Last Breath Syndrome?"
"No."
"Search it up."

by NeroWasHere July 18, 2021

The Last Rhino

From the movie "Jumanji" the last animal to run through in the stampede scene was a rhinocerous. Thus "The Last Rhino" is the slowest moving animal in a mixed herd. In any group of girls there is always a vulnerable target, she is "The Last Rhino".

When looking for women at the bar it is helpful to identify "The Last Rhino" in every group. Then you can strategically hit on them if closing time is drawing near and your hunting has been plagued by failure and or cockblockers. The herd will usually sacrafice its "Last Rhino" to save themselves.

Not necessarily indicative of size or appearance. Last Rhinos aren't always fat or unattractive, even in a group of hott chicks there is an easy target, she is "The Last Rhino"

Hey look at that group of girls, the one on the far left she's "The Last Rhino."

Gentlemen, last night was a success, The Last Rhino never saw me coming.

by Alan Parrish February 22, 2010

firsty-lasty

A firsty-lasty is someone who is always called by their first and last name by someone who has a crush on them, or by someone who doesnt know them that well.

Hey Daisy, did you see John Hanley last night at that party?

by Daisy May 6, 2005

Last Call Pussy

When you're at the bar, and it's almost closing time, when all the good looking chicks have already been picked up...all that's left is the "Last Call Pussy".

These are the worst of the dirty, shameless, been rode hard and put away wet, over 40 bar skanks, that hang around the local dive at closing time...hoping to be picked up by a clean cut but inebriated, beer goggles wearing, suburban white boy.

"Dude, even if we totally strike out at the club, we can always roll over to Gator's Bar & Grill before 2:00 AM, and pick up some last call pussy"

by allthegoodnamesweretaken December 30, 2008

Lasty

A common term in Derbyshire for Fat Losers, usually men. If you are a lasty, you tend to be the sort of fat bloke who would come last in a race. Or in life in general. Notable behaviour of Lastys: they support Derby County FC, they are often big fat loud-mouths, they wouldn't be able to cut it in the army or the navy, they drive small Cars like Ford KAs and they have trouble staring down at their penises.

Johnny Vegas is a Lasty.

by Forest fan February 22, 2011