Late Lunch

When a co-worker fails to eat anything all day because he is too stupid to bring his lunch/food in the truck. Then proceeds to scream at a Fed Ex driver who interrupted his lunch.

Fed Ex Driver: "Hey everyone, I got a package for you. Sorry to interrupt your lunch."
Co Worker: " Yeah... A really LATE LUNCH!"

by The 2nd April 28, 2017

Plutonium laced money

It is a little known face and thought to be a government secret that terrorist have coated money with plutonium and put it in curculation in the U.S. and other first world countries.
Plutonium is the most toxic substance known to humankind.Just a tiney speck of a few micrograms is enough to be deadly.When engested it is incorporated into the bones and will cause cancer.It is known as a bone destoryer.

Have you heard about Plutonium laced money?

by Judge dredd7 April 26, 2011

Honey-laced

A woman who's beautiful both inside and out. A sexy girl who's all-natural and sweet tasting.

I just met the most incredible girl. We spent hours getting to know each other and she makes me feel amazing! She's unlike anyone I've ever known before. That girl's gotta be honey-laced!

by WeLiveFunLivesInMyCircle June 6, 2017

Smeg you later

When you say good bye to someone you dont like as you rub your smeg on their hand.

Jack : 'Smeg you later pet'
Hannah : 'good bye, wait what is this shit on my hand'
Michael: 'Smegtastic'

by freegeeks September 23, 2009

Smell ya later

Something that the angel Azrael/Rae Rae says to her bestie,Ella Lopez

Lucifer:Miss Lopez? Since when do you use that particular turn of phrase? Smell ya later?

Ella:Oh it’s just something my friend Rae Rae says

by Fuck13ReasonsWhy March 28, 2021

moron that later

Sarcastic phrase dat refers to a simpler and in-depth presentation/explanation dat will subsequently be included to allow less-brainy folks to understand what's being discussed.

We're going to have to majorly "cut da fat" if we expect to balance da budget --- moron that later, for all of da Tronald Dumps in our audience! :P

by QuacksO November 30, 2022

late night 828

nights were u really horny and drunk and high and probably underaged too

how tf did he have a late night 828?

he had a fake id and stole all the mcallan, left with some snowbunnies

by sl;kd;lfasj February 10, 2021