Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Knob jockey

When a person/s are being stupid

“Stop being stupid you knob Jockey”

by Knob2020 August 25, 2022

knob

you

xoxo

'ur an knob'

by popyuju April 24, 2022

Knob Blobbin

In reference to the appearance of the "blobfish," any person, usually overweight, completely lubes up their body and places a dildo in place of their nose. This act is typically for fun.

"Woah, look at Felix, he's Knob Blobbin right now!"

"Sam, why do you have 700 gallons of lube?"
"Cause I'm Knob Blobbin myself for hours after you leave."

"Look at me ma,' I'm Knob Blobbin with no hands!"

by Tungsten Pimp October 1, 2022

dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea

We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick

by sudowooodo October 11, 2022

dirty knob

A control stick for a video game console that has been coveted in Flamin' Hot Cheetos residue. Normally handed directly to an unsuspecting individual by a friend who has recently consumed Flamin' Hot Cheetos.

God dammit Dominic!! You've created a dirty knob! How am I supposed to play metal gear solid now??

by herbertdroo October 11, 2022

dirty knob

Any fan or enthusiast of films or television shows featuring American actor Rob Schneider

I can't believe Dominic is a dirty knob. Doesn't he know Rob Schneider hires the migrant workers at Lowes to choke him while he pleasures himself?

by herbertdroo October 11, 2022