Kick the Mac

1.)To sodomize a cab driver while he is driving.

2.) Vandalize or otherwise deface a McDonalds franchise.

1.) Tyrone calls cabs just to kick the mac.

2.) Did you see all the spray paint? Someone kicked the mac.

by Yo-Yo Wizard April 7, 2003

kick grass

kicking somones butt really bad in a soccer game

Central Valley High School is gonna kick Clarkstons grass on Wednesday.

by joann breach September 18, 2003

Kick Face

A person that is very unattractive and looks like they have just been kicked in the face.

Did you see that chick?

Who the kick face?

Yeah the kick face!

by german_soldier01 June 9, 2005

kick a poo

a guy takes a dump on the floor and then the girl lies down and the floor and the guy kicks the poo into her mouth or face.

Billy: Man, i kick a pooed kelly last night.
Jack: nice one, playa!

by Brenna Johnson December 23, 2007

Donkey Kick

When one plants there hands into the ground and then kicks into the air with there feet. Both feet at the same time. If you hit someone in the chest when doing a donkey kick, you have greatly succeded. Perputated by Jack Black.

Do a Donkey kick in his face yo!

by Dan March 29, 2004

kick in the pants

A politically correct way of saying "Kick in the nuts" normally used in a proverbial context.

The morning news caster, Jennifer Van der Hoff, stated that the democratic party was dealt a Kick in the pants yesterday when the latest book about Hillary Clinton unveiled her past wire tapping incidents.

by adust99 November 2, 2007

Missile Kick

v. to take a running start, launch yourself in the air and kick your opponent in the chest with both feet at a horizontal angle.

"Dude, I'm so pissed at him... I'm gonna missile kick that bitch."

"Holy shit, did you see that missile kick!? He had like five feet of air!"

by slangbang January 22, 2009