Capn Janky

Capn Janky is a twitch streamer who plays Diablo, Call of duty, pizza hero, etc.

Dude! I’m going to watch my favorite streamer, Capn Janky!

by NotForsakenlol June 3, 2023

Lanky-Janky

Something you say when you have no other words for something exceptionally long, weird, nerdy, dubious, or unreliable.

Jeff: The Flugabwehrraketensystem Roland auf Radkraftfahrzeug is a self-propelled german air defense system equipped with Roland 2 surface-to-air SAM missiles, such as the VT1s, all on a MAN 15t 8x8 KAT A1 truck.
Other classmates: did I ask?
Chad: Thats Lanky-Janky

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023

Dirty Jankoski

where king muffins solos that mid ass eskazok and throws a super party after it, jankoski.

Dirty Jankoski, he says before he is shot for saying such an evil slur

by Mufftins February 7, 2026

Dirty Jankowski

When True Muffins learns to solo eskazok in a battle, upon this fate, eskazok will be forced to be clapped by muffins for all of eternity, the true "dirty jankowki" will be the self proclaimed title of muffins, the new king of the world.

That self proclaimed dirty jankowski! He got us!

by Mufftins February 10, 2026

Slimey Cotton Janking

When a male takes his own or someone else's feces and smushes it between two pillows and proceeds to fuck the crevice between the two pillows where the smushed feces is spread properly. The feces provides the erect male with warmth and mild lubrication so the pillows will not chafe the skin on the penis. In some cultures it is acceptable for the sole participant in this activity to ingest the remains of the feces and whatever other material may have entered the space between the two pillows.

Oh my God! That shit was the perfect consistency. I haven't had a slimey cotton janking like THAT in ages!!

by Goooooober May 9, 2016

Old man jankins

Old man Jankins is 93 and will forever be 93, he goes to bus stops to watch children, and has a girlfriend who is 18. Old man jankins Is the ultimate pimp

Old man jankins is packing

by BetterThanBacon June 18, 2020

jeslie and janka

Jeslie and janka never met in real life they FaceTime a lot and talk a lot they’re the best trio on the world their favorite thing to do is singing while face timing i the understand each other really good

Judie:”hey have you met jeslie and janka?”
Camilla:”No i haven’t”
Judie:”they’re so iconic!”

by idkhiiiiiii June 13, 2021