The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."
"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"
by tomgreene March 04, 2010
Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.
by goldandsilverowner November 28, 2010
Charles please don't take this personally, but you sir are a self pollinator and it would please me if you would urinate off.
by Cycofy April 02, 2017
The retrieval of sperm from one's own rectum done with the use of a long straw to establish the mouth-anus connection.
by The Molester 69 February 10, 2018
I woke up this morning with the most perfect morning wood and had to take a self-d of it for the achieves.
by moss1972 June 11, 2015
by llai November 03, 2019
One who Acts selfishly only doing what benefits them and will do anything to make a quick regardless if it makes people suffer or whom they run over. Who's loyalty & faithfulness is for sale. Is often known as a scrooge or Grinch and is a trait of the parsimonious.
That self seeker only knows me when he needs something and last time I asked him for help it costed me half my paycheck.
by Yaunti December 16, 2018