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Grass

Adjective/verb/noun: Describes a chaotic or absurd state where everything feels so ridiculous that sanity is optional. The embodiment of exhaustion so profound that all you want to do is exist as grass – silent, still, and utterly unbothered.

“Go grass or go home” - When you’re so close to losing it that you fully embrace the chaos or absurdity as a coping mechanism.

Urgent Notes:

“Grass” can be applied universally – whether you’re mentally fried, descending into silliness, or just want to become one with the lawn and vibe forever.
Example: “This is a mess, it’s go grass or go home at this point.”

“I’m grassing hard after that endless meeting.”

“GRASSGRASSGRASSGRASS”
by grassgod January 21, 2025
mugGet the Grassmug.

i need to touch grass

when someone is thinking a bit too much about someone/things they want to do with someone so they need to take a breather
steve: are you ok?
charlie: yeah i need to touch grass
by the answers you need April 7, 2023
mugGet the i need to touch grassmug.

imported grass

a synonym used to describe a dumb argument or idea.
"damn bro that's some imported grass, tf do you believe it?"
by Bobcheebles July 18, 2022
mugGet the imported grassmug.

grass grass

Hey man, you got any grass grass?
by massive_schlong February 20, 2017
mugGet the grass grassmug.
Idiom

Etymology:

Of Native American origin it describes the inability of a person to successfully walk through tall grass. Before colonization the great plains of North American were covered with large sections of tall grasses. Instead of going around acres of tall grass, people could walk straight through them.

The implication is that a capable adult is both tall enough to see above shoulder height tall grass and wise enough to navigate and form a path through tall grass that is above their head. Children and people that are not intelligent will get lost in the tall grass and need help to get out or even die.

Usually applied to a person, but could apply to a thing.

Similar to: If you can't handle the heat get out of the kitchen, shape up or ship out

1: transitive, present tense

a: Describing a person that cannot handle the situation they are in.

b: Describing a person that is not intelligent enough to figure out something that others easily can.

2: rhetorical question

Implying that the person being asked is not keeping up with the group or not able to handle the task they were given.
1a: "Jim can't walk in the tall grass. He got promoted to sergeant and just took a month long stress leave"

1b: "I've been training the new hire for a week now and she still can't figure out how to clock in.....she can't walk in the tall grass."

2: "Hey Ron, Jim was late and installed the wiring for 2 rooms today but you were here all day and barely got half of one done. Can't walk in the tall grass?"
by Babakanoosh March 30, 2022
mugGet the Can't walk in the tall grassmug.

Mountain Grass

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018
mugGet the Mountain Grassmug.

grass gang

A group of people, usually at a high school, who are known for smoking weed.
"Jimmy is my friend, but all he does is smoke weed and act like a dumbass all the time. He's in the grass gang afterall."
by m&m moe June 12, 2014
mugGet the grass gangmug.

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