Taint Brush

When you run around for 10 minutes, get all nice and sweaty, then rub your sweat soaked hairy balls on someone's face.

He just gave his passed out friend the taint brush.

by [e-mail] July 14, 2018

taint toggling

When you play with the part of a woman or man between the asshole and ballsack and or vagina. What ever happens these days. Tossing it gently with a wet tongue and or finger. Enjoy

Got drunk and hooked up with my girlfriends roommate, insted of smashing we just shared some taint toggling

by Chefbiggeorge July 11, 2024

stripper taint

the ultimate chode

"that dude is straight stripper taint"

by Rofl_copter1105 August 19, 2022

Taint

Nickname for Billy when he rubs $20 bills on his lips after it has been on my taint.

Billy has taint lips.

by BoVanColvin June 25, 2019

Taint Zapper

An electrode consisting of at least two prongs, but usually more. Each prong is terminated with a conductive metal pin or socket used in aircraft harness connectors. With a voltage source connected all one has to do is touch prongs to taint area and an electric shock will be delivered.

Why aren't you walking properly?

Because I got hit with a handy taint zapper in my sleep, it really hurts.

by Nik Danger March 25, 2010

Tainted mushroom

The act of master bating inside a vagina with your cock and hand inside.

That bitch was so blown out I had to pull a tainted mushroom

by Beav Handler June 12, 2018

Taint Envy

Hitting on a female whom you’ll never ever have sexual relations with.

Hitting on the bosses wife is a clear case of taint envy.

by Jews1440 April 22, 2020