Muddy Club

When you defecate into a tube sock and use it as a weapon

Alex kept talking shit so I hit him with a Muddy Club.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

s club

A unique or one of a kind party, where you would chew off your own dick to leave.

"aint no party like an s club party"

by Kris Perry April 2, 2007

Smurf Club

Okay this guy is generally right, except that the smurf club is hitting the girl (or guy) with your semi-erect penis, in a sort of swooshing ninja motion. Any bruises incurred can act as mementos of the act. Background unknown. Also called here (in scotland) a Jack Slap.

My mate Augustin gave his girlfriend a good smurf club!

by Vince the madman November 8, 2004

breakfast club

The best movie alive -- shows kids struggles and stuff about all types of kids with comedy romance and drama also under the breakfast club

does barry manilow know that u raid his wardrobe?

by AKA March 12, 2005

country club

1. n - Group of injured players in a sport that occupy the bench and lounge around having a good time.
2. v - When one slacks, fucks around, or screws up

"Wow I really wish I could join the boys over at the country club... maybe I should tackle somebody with my pads off."

by Zar71 October 6, 2006

Players Club

Primary Usage: The residence of J-Dizzel and K#4, i.e. a clubhouse for players.

Also: An oceanfront hotel in Hilton Head, SC.

K#4: Yo, you want to go get some food?

J#1: Nah, homie. Let's head back to the Players Club and cook up some pizza.

by S#5 January 27, 2007

the breakfast club

Collective name for those ridiculous characters invented by cereal companies to market their products to little kids (Tony the Tiger, Toucan Sam, the Trix rabbit, Captain Crunch, Count Chocula, etc.)

(scene from "The Breakfast Club")
Tony the Tiger: "Christmas? Yep, it was a banner year at the ol' Tiger residence. My dad hands me a pack of cigarettes and says 'Smoke up, Tony, THEY'RE GRRRREEEAAAT!"

by Nick D July 22, 2004