Cunt Hunt

The more modern term for witch hunt.

Ms. Clitton denied any wrongdoing of her alleged involvement in the scandals that spanned several decades and repeatedly pled the fifth. An angry mob of journalists surrounded Ms. Clitton, sticking microphones dressed like penises under her chin and beside her mouth and adamantly demanded answers. “MS. CLITTON, IS IT TRUE YOU WOULDN’T SUCK YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK?” Ms.Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “But Ms. Clitton, America wants to know: DID YOU PUT YOUR HUSBANDS’ DICK IN YOUR MOUTH, AT ANY POINT RECENTLY?” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “Ms. Clitton, the world is waiting… TELL US THE LAST TIME YOU SUCKED A DICK, ANY DICK, NOT JUST YOUR HUSBANDS’???” Ms. Clitton: “I plead the fifth!” “WE WANT THE TRUTH!” DID MONICA SUCK YOUR HUBBY OFF BECAUSE YOU WOULDN’T???” Ms. Clitton: “She sucked his dick cause she’s a whore!” Silence befell the insane mob and the massive Cunt Hunt finally drew to a close.

by summertime36 November 20, 2022

corey hunt

big and sexy i love his big meaty cock so much in my ass.

Corey hunt was dicking me down last night!

by yerppper September 28, 2022

Cunt Hunting

Cunt Hunting, or Cunt Huntin’: Is when a man, or men, actively seek out a women, or a “cunt”.

‘You boys out cunt hunting’ again?’
‘Hey me and derik are about to embark on a cunt hunt’

by Bobbybrownshore October 22, 2022

Witch Hunt

A term adopted by politicians designed to gaslight Americans in to believing crimes are not real.

These criminals have been calling every crime a witch hunt but we know they’re guilty.

by Jadedcreative January 3, 2022

Chunch Hunting

The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.

Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.

Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.

Mike: Word

by A Pissed off Rhino January 7, 2022

Matt Hunt

A complete nonce

Matt Hunt watched the schoolchildren in the playground from across the road

by MrHunt69 May 30, 2022

calorie-hunting

The practice of strategically finding and procuring food for optimum nutrition and calorie intake through the day. Specifically, looking for edible items after 'chiefing' or smoking ganja.

Robin made her famous chicken alfredo today, so i was forced to go calorie-hunting

by himzistheshiz December 7, 2021