mobile home

a trailer.

"Hey Joe, what's happening, you stupid fucking piece of white trash?"
"Nothing, just driving my house to the racetrack."
"Who do you want to win?"
"Dick Trickle."
"HAHAHA! Better pray to Dale Earnhardt for that one. Don't bet the mobile home on it. Cracka."

mobile home by Nick D April 2, 2003

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble 

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

Homeowner 

Derived from "homo" and "ner". A homosexual male with a small penis.

I'm not a homeowner. I rent.

Homeowner by The Snailfather April 8, 2005

home correction 

Adjusting improper or undesirable behavior of a domestic partner, typically through the application of force regulated by the rule of thumb.

1. Jane burned the pot roast so Bob employed reinforcing bar to supply home correction.

2. Susie contradicted Bill at the dinner party; Bill used his belt to apply home correction.

home correction by Seymour Cooch September 13, 2008

Sweet Home Alabama 

A phrase from the song, Sweet Home Alabama, that is used to indicate incest.

"Name something you used as a partner for kissing"
"Incest"
SWEET HOME ALABAMA

Sweet Home Alabama by an average memer January 22, 2019

My Ticket Home 

A six-member gay-rights movement from Columbus, Ohio formed in late 2008. They openly state their beliefs on the joy of sodomy in front of large crowds.

"Hey, Tim, let's go see My Ticket Home, and then have anal sex"
"Ok, Bob"

My Ticket Home by andrewwhiting June 25, 2009

Stealing home 

Euphemism for anal sex. Since you usually have to sneak it in, and you have to slide through the mud to get it done.

Last night, with Hollyanna, I totally stole home.

Stealing home by Forest Walker November 4, 2004