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hetero gay enthusiast

A heterosexual male who is an excitable participant in all things pertaining to the stereotypical gay lifestyle other the physical act of fucking blokes.
Big Dog: ‘Babs, darling, shall we catch another show tonight? I heard that ‘Magic Mike’ is playing at the Palladium and it’s a spectacularly raunchy man-fest’
Babs: ‘Sounds good, Big Dog, just give me a sec to get the butt plug in and I’ll be ready’
Big Dog: ‘You fucking what, Babs?? We’re supposed to be hetero gay enthusiasts- it doesn’t work if you go full poofter on me, you queer cunt. Actually, here- take your feather boa and tank top back- Big Diz ain’t got no time for closeted shirt-lifters.’
by Anonymous submissions March 25, 2024
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heternary

A combination of "heterosexual" and "ternary," implying a three-part classification. In this word, "hetero-" signifies heterosexual orientation, and "nary" suggests a categorical division. The suffix "-nary" is often used in English to denote sets of three, such as "ternary" in mathematics, which refers to a system based on three digits. The term "heternary" thus encapsulates both the sexual orientation and gender identity of heterosexual individuals.
"Emily proudly identifies as heternary, affirming both her heterosexual orientation and her gender identity as a woman."
by Vetarock March 26, 2024
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heterodivergent

An individual that is technically straight, but acts flamboyantly or in a gay manner.
He's not gay, he's just a bit "heterodivergent."
by Micahlicous April 2, 2024
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Heather

Noun.

A promiscuous female with a tendency to lie, deceive, and cheat her way to gaining whatever she wants, without remorse.
Dude, what happened?

The bitch left me, took my PS5, right after fucking my roommate!

Damn, what a fucking Heather!
by IdntgivaFOX April 20, 2024
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Heather Prewitt

Heather Prewitt is strikingly beautiful, with an aura that captivates everyone around her. Her radiant smile illuminates the room, while her eyes hold a depth that seems to unveil the secrets of the universe. Her grace and elegance are unmatched, like a gentle breeze on a warm summer day. Heather's beauty isn't just skin deep; it emanates from her kind heart and compassionate soul, making her truly enchanting in every way.
“Did you see Heather Prewitt walk by? I almost fainted.”
by therealchanceadams April 25, 2024
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heather and Declan

Heather and Declan are a great match
by 1236!/£.& Han an a April 29, 2024
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Heather

Formal noun;

The first name of female, guaranteed to be the absolute biggest liar, cheater, slut, cunt , and hideous human being in the history of the world. They are almost always good mothers until the son or daughter starts bringing friends home.
This is the first thing they do to make sure they have no relationship with the adult child bc they immediately start seducing them and befriending the teenager, and then sexually harassing soon follows.
The kinda of friend that fucks your husband, dad , mom or children.

No Phallus is big enough for the muddy hole between her cellulite ravaged thighs.

Heather would be a better choice for opening up a hunting season year round than to waste a New York second in her company. She fucks every single one of her friends spouses, but strangely enough most are known to be really good swimmers, probably because evolutionary biology has taught them to swim because of the massive number of times they have historically been tossed overboard, off bridges, or drowned in shallow water ! Run the opposite direction and never look back if you’re ever in close proximity to a

Heather.
Heather gave her daughter’ s fiancé some loose sloppy pussy and a case of Herpes, 1&2 …….
Odds of that happening are 1:1
by anonymous June 3, 2024
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