hangerbate

To masturbate while hangry

i was hungry and horny so i figured i'd hangerbate

by GTGx September 24, 2011

Handle Bagging

The act of tbagging somones car door handle.

Example 1: handle bagging
Man 1: I heard stacy has been cheating on you bro.
Man 2: Yeah i heard, but i got her back.
Man 1:What did you do?
Man 2: I handle bagged that bitch.

by The Blue Waffle Eater September 10, 2011

Hanger

A penis that hangs down. Never erect. Never gets hard. Girls don't like it. If you have one chances are you won't get laid.

Guy 1: remember when Phil took out his dick?
Guy 2: ya it was a hanger ?

by Thebigdtahtgetslaid September 25, 2017

Nobby Handle

In the mid 1700s kings used these to rest their penis's in, they where small contaners. Kings stopped using them when King Phabopp got his chopped off by one.

I must place this long stick in your Nobby Handle...

by Strider January 22, 2005

Scrotum Handler

One who constantly has their hand, on their own and/or someone elses

Nyle is a scrotum handler, (courtesy of ERRR gary hawkes)

by Gary Hawkes March 17, 2009

tool handler

A person who uses someone like a tool

My new calling in life is to be a tool handler

by cayser March 18, 2009

Doppelganger Hanger

someone who still keeps a picture of a popular person (actor, athlete, artist, etc) of which they were told they look-alike (or not) as their primary pic in their web profile, 3 weeks or more past Doppelganger Week.

Dude1: "I met this girl online who looks like Beyonce, but when we met in person after 2 weeks of chattung, Dude, I didn't see any trace of Beyonce in her, I don't get it."

Dude2: "Dude, haven't you heard of the Doppelganger Hangers !? They're rampant now. I learned my lesson this week after meeting somebody parading as Jodie Foster online. Just be careful from now on."

by CJ_dBabe February 9, 2010