Horse Deuce

The first bowel movement, often in several days, after going on a heroin binge. Opiates cause constipation, so junkies tend to get backed up for days or even a week or more, before their body finally forces a bowel movement. This is why they often hole up in a public bathroom for up to an hour, and there can be considerable tearing which contributes to the mess left behind.
"Man, I just dropped a two-week Horse Deuce. I'm having to learn to walk all over again."
by Auntie Hero September 21, 2018
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Bread Horse

A bread horse is a is rare species where a horse has a slice of bread around its head.
Han-ah: omg did you hear? emoly hymen just called Cecilia a bread horse
Catherine: I mean... did she lie?
Angela: no
by Albino rhinoo October 25, 2019
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cunting horse

The act of fucking a horse, there as cunting horse
I was cunting horse earlier today and it was amazing
by cunting horse May 05, 2016
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Suck horse

A woman who was breed to suck off dudes.
Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes
by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018
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Horse cheese

The combination of horseradish and sharp chedder cheese block. To keep your sinuses alive.
by onexX2dogsXx February 03, 2020
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flying horse

Another term used used for anal sex
'Fancy a quickie Dierdre?'
'Sorry Ken, I'm up on blocks, it'll have to be the flying horse'.
by Yorkshire puddin February 23, 2016
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Sneaky Horse

1) a high schooler that voice cracks when screaming "Christ" during strenuous physical activity; could involve strain in athletic activity or straight up not giving up during sex

2) a higher schooler that has a tall and flexible wood while going to prom accompany him
Ex. 1: "Well damn he's really not gonna pull out tonight is he!?!"
"You didn't know? He's a sneaky horse!"
"What makes you say that?"
*'Sneaky Horse' voice cracks "Christ!"*
"There ya have it."

Ex. 2: "Dude, he really took a long and bendy wood with him to prom this year!"
"Yeah, what a fucking sneaky horse!"
by whokilledreidponder May 04, 2016
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