I have serious hemorrhoids!

A pickup line made from the gods.

You can put it on a mug and every woman that sees it immediately falls in love with you.

Guy: I have serious hemorrhoids!
Girl: Ew!
Guy: :(
GIrl: Im just kidding its so hot

by SpaghettiLover609 December 16, 2022

i have diarrhea

a common phrase if you genuinely experience diarrhea

Random person: "i have diarrhea, please help"
Doctor: "N o."

by Loq_ May 22, 2023

No-hope-in-hagen

The feeling of utter dismay when great expectations lead to absolutely nothing.

After all the hype and expense on the Climate Summit, the end result was No-hope-in-hagen.

by Mohit Hira December 18, 2009

Popcorns don't have antennas

The ultimate lousy excuse/argument, intended to be completely random and unrelated.

"Dude why did you do that?"
"Cause popcorns don't have antennas."

"Justin Bieber isn't gay!"
"Popcorns don't have antennas, therefore your argument is invalid."

by Xnot January 6, 2012

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner

A fountain drink order comprised of half Coke and half Diet Coke.

I’ll have a Kaitlyn Jenner.

by Schultzamatic February 16, 2018

The fleas have reached your knees

A phrase often said by a grandmother to her grandson when she believes that he is old enough to froth girls in a sexual way.

Oh Jerry! The fleas have reached your knees I see! Who was that girl? Your girlfriend?!

by For Sure Dharmic April 20, 2019