Goonball

An odd person who prioritizes wins/kills over fun

John: Jake you are a fucking goonball for this game
Jake: How?

by ADA (A Dumb Ass) February 7, 2026

GoonBerry

When a fatass that has a blueberry type build gets caught gooning to r34 gregor yaoi.

Me:walks into the 18th ave popeyes and catches austen beating his shit to porn
austen: goon my ass goon my ass
me: shut up goonberry

by GoonBerry February 8, 2026

Goonaganism

Drinking the most chocolate milk out of anyone in his social circle. Often times developing addictions to the drink

He keeps buying chocolate milk I think he follows goonaganism

by The all knowing eye of urban February 9, 2026

Goon Dust

Goon dust the powder residue left when Old Goons slaps her Old Minge To Dave

Oh no look at that messy goon dust on the sofa

by Carlos de la Cerda February 21, 2026

Goon Slapped

When a goon gets slapped hard and cries for days.

Goon slapped and upset

by Carlos de la Cerda February 22, 2026

Goon-ee

A goon-ee is the person or object of a gooner, someone who is gooning.

My partner confessed gooning to me last night, I love being a goon-ee!

by Bacardi Pete February 25, 2026

Goon pen

A pen that instead of using regular ink uses ones goon to write with, when writing with a goon pen one has up to 100% better hand writing will fill you with infinite wisdom. Crafting a goon pen requires one to use Jamaican flicker gooning into the pen to align the stars and give birth to the goon pen.

you did so good on this test you must have used a goon pen

by Youngtywong200 February 26, 2026