Nigerian goggles

The act of extending one’s nut sack over the receivers eye sockets whilst they give head

Boy 1: bro I just gave this baddie sum Nigerian goggles as she sucked me off

Boy 2: dude that’s wild asf

by Cursed crusader December 11, 2023

Webb Goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the Webb School bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life. many will date people they would never even think about looking at in a normal setting due to the incredibly depressing lack of options

you must be off the geek bar the way you tryna pull that level 13 uggo right there

mb cuh i was tweaking off the Webb Goggles

by lil consent January 22, 2024

treatment goggles

when youve had a lack of options of who to sex by being in residential treatment so long that your standards drop to unholy levels. that 5/10 you wouldve never considered now becomes much more attractive. post nut clarity hits hard with these people

"bro, did you really get with Becky??? She's literally chopped."
"man, give it 3 months and you'll also develop treatment goggles."

by skeleboner42 January 28, 2024

hockey goggle

When you go ice skating with someone, take a hockey stick and sweep their legs out. You drop your drawers and T-bag them so your nutz shield their eyes from the lights.

YO YO LOOK AT THAT KID GETTING HOCKEY GOGGLED!!!!!

by NASTY69696969 March 5, 2024

college goggles

when you find girls from your high school attractive when you go to the same college as them

1: i saw rebecca last night and she looked so good
2: rebecca from ap us history ?
1: yeah
2: bro you got college goggles…

by poppa pill March 22, 2024

gray goggles

A condition specific to male cadets at the United States military academy wherein the male cadet after only being surrounded by female cadettes lowers his standards for what he considers to be an attractive woman.

“Bro, did you hear about mark getting with Mary?”
“Yeah! She’s like a 2/10, mark has some serious gray goggles on right now”

by Thayer Menace May 15, 2024

Davis Goggles

When someone goes to UC Davis and because there are so many ugly girls, starts finding mid girls to be really hot.

Friend 1: (looking at mid girl) Yo she’s bad!
Friend 2: Bro she’s mid. Take yo davis goggles off.

by bigleftnut49 May 29, 2024