the flying squid

the flying squid, also known as the squidicus mcflyicus, is one that consumes the heads of the unprepared. a mollusk that dwells in the stratosphere, but ocassionly comes down to ground level to feast on human brain. the only natural predator is the atomic pirahana.

a bum had its head bit off the other day at the park, by the flying squid. it was his own falut, he didn't duck into a bush.

by Annabelle McLeod August 31, 2006

sent me flying

make someone laugh SUPER hard

bro when kyle walked in wearing that he sent me flying

by legrazer February 2, 2020

flying

The Guide says that there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Bob tried flying by diving at the ground, but failed miserably

by Marvin Teh Bot June 11, 2008

flying squirrels

The loose skin of the upper arms which movement becomes apparent in certain high-wind conditions.

"I was driving with the windows down, and the sun was at an angle such that I observed a fluttering shadow out of the corner of my eye. I thought, 'my goodness! There's an animal in the car!' Y'know, like in Arizona, people worry about snakes getting into their cars. So I pulled over and...nothing; turns out the shadow was just my flying squirrels whippin' in the wind."

by Audit Master December 19, 2008

Flying a kite

When a man is having anal sex with a woman while on her period and reaching under to hold her tampon string.

My friend asked me what do I do with the tampon string when having anal sex with my girl while she was on her period, I said I hang onto it just like I was flying a kite.

by Beaner 1 October 1, 2010

Flying Monkey

A rabid right-wing reactionary, generally characterized by blind allegiance to the Republican party line, and consistant repetition of talking points from Fox News or Conservative radio hosts.

May also be referred to as a freeper, ditto-head, or ditto-monkey.

Can usually be found on www.freerepublic.com

The flying monkeys hate the New Deal and will do everything in their power to undermine it.

by X0X0 February 9, 2005

Fling

fling (fling)

-verb

1. to throw, cast, or hurl with force or violence.

-noun

1. fake jewerly. fake bling.
2. total opposite of bling.

Who's that rapper trying to fool with that fling fling?

by Brad Clitt September 1, 2009