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Feelted

A horse cunt who's unfamiliar of environments other than his den, also referred to as Lainey-boos bae
This child really needs to get outside he's being a feelted.
by Stewthecunt November 18, 2015
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Feels Jerk

A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")

it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy

Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.

SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"

Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"

Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."

Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"

Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."

Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
by Urban Dicktonary March 22, 2016
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feelboy

if he is nice he is more like a feelboy than a fuckboy
by justsomeperson101 March 2, 2016
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Feelanas

A more eccentric way of saying feelings, commonly said towards big hows
"I hope you are feelanas well today."
"Wow, that girl looks like she's feelana bad."
by Whatyouatefordinner September 19, 2017
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Feeley Feeley

A totally awesome person. With a great personality. If you know you are lucky he is like a unicorn... very rare. Everyone toast to him
The party is about to begin.. let’s all have a good time .. Feeley Feeley
by Geckohi November 30, 2017
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feelwave

feelwave is a type of music where said song quotes various old shows and movies with a sad or motivational feel to it or sometimes the said writer writes or says something that does not match the beat but has the same feel

All in all this type of music is for people who need a kind of assurance or someone to tell them that they feel sad too and are not alone.
feelwave: In beowulf song " D e p r e s s i o n" he writes

lord i pray today for the hollow hearts that lost their way,
for the fathers raising children when their daddy never stayed.
push the hatred down the river, don't stop till it fades away.
i know other people hurt you baby, but i'm here to say:
even though you feel your clouds are getting darker shades of grey,
just hold on a little longer, tomorrows a brighter day.
lord may you carve your name in their hearts of clay,

and put a fire in their soul that never dies or goes away.

This part was not sung but added to a calm beat.
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feelings

feelings will never go away
by sashalopez October 16, 2018
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