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shit faced

Shit Faced: from the Latin "shitibus faceibus".

1) To have one's entire face covered in feces.
2) To become so intoxicated/high that you act like an asshole/whore/your math teacher and perform things/sexual acts that you would never do in your right mind.
1) Because my face is covered in shit, I am shit faced.
2) God, after those 15 bottle of scotch, I was shit faced and woke up next to my math teacher.
by PlummiPLUM April 10, 2004
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fade

smoke, blaze, torch, roast, ripp, fade fuck what else do i gotta say?
hey cuddie les go fade a bleezy my neezy
by -J May 14, 2004
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Open Faced Sandwich

The female version of teabagging. The naked vagina goes right on a person's nose.

The name originates from the appearance of some vaginas.
Person A: Oh shit that dude is passed the fuck out. Someone should teabag him.
Person B: Fuck that, someone go get that drunk girl to give him a nice big open faced sandwich.
by lazy boyz April 4, 2010
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Fiddle Faddle

A group, consisting of at least 3 little people, also known as midgets. A fiddle faddle is a very rare occurrence in the modern world, thus viewing such a group should be celebrated and documented.

Be careful...a fiddle faddle is nothing to mess with. Be sure to wear approrpate shin and foot protection when encountering such a group, as they are most commonly known to be aggressive. Spotters most frequently report injuries sustained from the elusive fiddle faddle including bitten and bruised shins, as well and mangled toes, and sometimes even a head-butted groin.

If you can capture a picture of a fiddle faddle in the wild, you must report it to national geographic and post it on as many social networking sites as possible, to share your find with the rest of the world. (you might get some good money for it, ooooo!)

Good places to spot a fiddle faddle of midgets include: in and around circuses, las vegas, hollywood, the great plains of Africa, and in choice locations around europe and alaska. (eskimo fiddle faddles are an endangered species).
On a safari:

Ryan: "Hey, did you see that herd of elephants?"
Katie: "No, I was too busy tracking the fiddle faddle. A most incredible experience...there were over fifty midgets frolicking in the tall grass...simply amazing!!!!"
Ryan: "Wow, I hope you got them on camera...nobody is going to believe you."
Katie: "Of course I did"
by Cry-Laugher K-Keezy February 14, 2010
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Faddoulism

verb - the art of projectile vomiting across ones room after consuming excessive quantities of alcoholic beverage
"After my epic Faddoulism I was was forced to repaint the ceiling"
by TheJon July 24, 2007
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Fade Bush

A very hairy vagina that has been neatly shaven/trimmed to resemble the look of a high top fade...
Man, that girl I hooked up with last night had a fade bush, looked like she had the fresh prince in her pants.
by Ron Mac May 8, 2010
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twat faced

she was well twat faced after 10 bacardis
by louise April 12, 2004
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